Beware of Dems bearing gifts

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NOT THE NEWSROOM – Battling long odds to win a conviction in the impeachment trial of President D.J. Fibberlips, desperate Democrats are borrowing a page from the ancient Greeks to take down Fibberlips any way they can.

Construction is underway on a modern version of a Trojan horse that will be left outside the entrance to the White House in the dead of night. Designed to resemble Vladimir Putin’s posterior, the rolling rump is expected to prove irresistible to Fibberlips. Once wheeled inside the Oval Office, the cheeks will part, allowing Monica Lewinsky to emerge.

Lewinsky, wearing a blue dress, will then … well … you know the rest of the story.

Brad Broberg

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