Ooo, ooo, witchy woman


NOT THE NEWSROOM – The list of people begging karma to give them the coronavirus continues to grow.

The latest to join the list: Trish Regan, a host on the Fox Business Network.

In a rant nearly as wild as her feral hair, Regan called the coronavirus outbreak “yet another attempt to impeach” President D.J. Fibberlips by Democrats who are “blaming him, and only him, for a virus that originated halfway around the world.”


Regan’s unhinged harangue falls somewhere in the middle of various karma invites issued by Fibberlips supporters. Radio host Rush Limbaugh called the virus a common cold being weaponized to hurt Fibberlips. Fibberlips Jr. said Democrats want the virus to kill millions of American so they can blame his dad. Congressman Matt Gaetz mocked the outbreak by wearing a gas mask – only to find himself quarantined for possible infection a short time later.


Regan, who clearly shops at the same fabricated outrage store as the others, delivered her diatribe while sitting in front of a screen that read, “Coronavirus Impeachment Scam.”


Speaking as if in a trance while the Rasputin of Fox News, Lou Dobbs, lurked off camera, Regan trained her beady Melania eyes on her audience and chanted, “Hoax, fake news, Obama,” over and over again.


Those who escaped Regan’s spell were left to wonder exactly who among the Democrats is blaming Fibberlips for the virus making its way to the United States and when did it become a scam to criticize a president’s dangerously ignorant comments during an emergency?


With the slavish devotion to Fibberlips only Fox News can muster, Regan ignored both questions while Dobbs rubbed a pentagram.

Brad Broberg

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