Willie Wonka to the rescue

NOT THE NEWSROOM – Today’s spotlight on health is brought to you by Fox News, which recently shared some timely but — as usual — incomplete information about how to get rid of a hemorrhoid.

Here are three steps they failed to mention.

One: Try impeachment. Two: Try an election. Three: Try leaving a trail of tater tots leading to a trap door over a river of chocolate in a candy factory where Michael Bloomberg waits to pull the trap door lever.

Brad Broberg

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