NOT THE NEWSROOM – Today’s spotlight on health is brought to you by Fox News, which recently shared some timely but — as usual — incomplete information about how to get rid of a hemorrhoid.
Here are three steps they failed to mention.
One: Try impeachment. Two: Try an election. Three: Try leaving a trail of tater tots leading to a trap door over a river of chocolate in a candy factory where Michael Bloomberg waits to pull the trap door lever.
The Better Than Borowitz Report 