BREAKING NOT NEWS — U.S. Rep. Devin Nunes (R-Calif.) was elected president of the new Covidiot Alliance for Denying Science (CADS) after calling California’s response to the coronavirus pandemic “way overkill.”
Created by a coalition of mega-church pastors, college students on spring break and parents home-schooling their children, CADS is so determined to pooh-pooh the pandemic that it denied membership to President D.J. Fibberlips because he hasn’t called the coronavirus a hoax a single time during the entire month of April – which began today.
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