NOT FAKE NEWS – The weekend cannot come fast enough for the beleaguered staff of Republicans Say the Darndest Things.
When The Better Than Borowitz Report launched this feature, we figured there’d be enough material to write a post or two every week, but the flood of crazy coming from Republicans is wearing us the bleep out.
It’s as if the members of the POS wing of the GOP are competing against each other to say something stupider than President Fibberlips.
One minute the governor of Florida exempts churches from his stay-at-home ban and the next minute the governor of Georgia says he just found out that asymptomatic people can spread the coronavirus. Or maybe it was the other way around. Does it really bleeping matter?
We honestly thought nothing could be more whack than that, but then along comes Slenderman, er, Jared Kushner, the president’s mannequin-in-law, who says the national stockpile of lifesaving medical equipment – other than the broken ventilators sent to California – is not meant for states to use. Yes he did.
This example of absolute backpfeifengesicht (Google it) is brought to you by the Chronic Moronic Nonsense Syndrome Foundation, fighting cockwomblery (Google it) since Inauguration Day 2017.