Hair is real, tan is fake

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TRUMPY GOT NOTHING
I want my
I want my
I want my RTV
Listen to me people, this is how I did it
Tweeted until dawn in my jammies all alone
That ain’t lyin’, that’s how I rolled as POTUS
My hair is real, but my tan is fake
That ain’t lyin’, that’s how I rolled as POTUS
I acted tough, passed the buck
Remember when I caught coronavirus?
Infected all my family
I gotta stick it to Joe Biden
Fabricate election frauds and schemes
I gotta send thoughts and prayers to Rudy
He’s leakin’ brownish fluid on TV
See those angry people with their camo and their rifles
Yeah, I got them all spun up
Those angry people, they listen to my whistle
Those angry people, they think God chose me
I tried to obstruct justice
I tried to eff with the FBI
I tried to sack-a DACA
I need a hit of hydroxychloroquine
I blame Obama for causin’ COVID,
Two terms and he left me no vaccine
It don’t matter that the virus spread on my watch
I take no responsibility
Watch me now as I muck up the transition
My revenge trumps your security
That ain’t lyin’, that’s how I rolled as POTUS
My hair is real, but my tan is fake
Hey, brother, can you spare a half-a- billion?
That’s what Putin says I owe
Pootie’s gonna break my kneecaps
Pootie’s gonna grind my nuts to dust
That ain’t lyin’, that’s how I rolled as POTUS
Tweeted until dawn in my jammies all alone
That ain’t lyin’, that’s how I rolled as POTUS
My hair is real, but my tan is fake
My hair is real, but my tan is fake
My hair is real, but my tan is fake
Hair is real, tan is fake

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