DELUSIONAL MAN
Some folks love him, some folks hate him
Always been that way
But if you voted absentee, that is not OK
He will rant and he will rave
But he can’t provide proof, no proof
Sidney’s kraken was found lackin’ and Rudy is a goof
Cause he’s living in a delusional world
And he is a delusional man
Cause he’s living in a delusional world
And he is a delusional man
This lout sows doubt, some states recount
Doesn’t change a thing
He keeps losin’ ground to Biden, hear the fat girl sing
Still he tries and still he lies
Thinking only of himself,
Making such a sad display of his mental health
Cause he’s living in a delusional world
Lawyers getting laughed out of court
You know that he’s living in a delusional world
And he is a delusional man
Elections come, and elections go
Will this one ever end?
Despite the beatdown he was dealt he wants to run again
Cause he’s living in a delusional world
He thinks that he’ll remain president
You know that he’s living in a delusional world
Cause he is a delusional man
He is living in a delusional world
Sits behind a Kindercare desk
You know that he is living in a delusional world
And he is a delusional man
The Better Than Borowitz Report 