Ready for revenge?

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THE SUBPOENA MELANIA SONG

She was a foxy First Lady, a botox beauty queen
But her husband Donald, well, that’s another story
When he lost to Joe Biden, he refused to concede
To pry him from the White House, Miss Be Best must intervene
Should we subpoena Melania, make her spill all the beans
Rummage through her pre-nup, even though that would be mean
If we want to rid ourselves of Donald, we can’t afford to be kind
Should we subpoena Melania, God only knows what we would find
She was an immigrant model, with a skimpy wardrobe
She made a good living, removing most of her clothes
In a club she met Donald, but she wasn’t a skank
She insisted on marriage, made a whole lotta bank
Should we subpoena Melania, make her spill all the beans
Rummage through her pre-nup, even though that would be mean
If we want to rid ourselves of Donald, we can’t afford to be kind
Let’s subpoena Melania, she may not even mind
She must have overheard something, spied on daily briefings
Peeked at classified data, while hiding all his Sharpies
And if we’re really really lucky, Pootie showed her the tapes
If she’s pining for payback, there’ll be for him no escape
Hell yeah subpoena Melania, OMG what a show!
She could dish about the Ukraine, and Donald’s quid pro quo
All the deals with dictators, and graft involving his hotels
And don’t forget COVID, and his missing miracle
We should subpoena Melania, I bet she wants to spill the beans
All the times he’s left her hanging, he’s had it coming since Stormy
If we want to rid ourselves of Donald, she can’t afford to be kind
Let’s subpoena Melania, and put a boot in his behind

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