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CRAZY WITH A CAPITAL C

The minute she walked in the joint
You could tell see she was a train wreck on steroids
A real big hell no
Day drinking, slurring her words
Girlfriend needs to book a vacay at Betty Ford
So let me get right to the point
Her testimony was straight up lunacy
She has issues
Craaaaazy with a capital C
The second she opened her mouth
You just knew that SNL would be fantastic
Writers were ecstatic
Put their feet up, jokes wrote themselves
Too bad they didn’t know about her sex video
So let me get right to the point
She doesn’t have a single shred of credibility
Rudy’s floozy
A boozy doozy
Just like Glenn Close
Craaaaazy with a capital C

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