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SUPPRESSIN’ THE VOTE
Makin’ a killin’ with insider trades
Kelly and David playin’ the game
They could care less if anyone else stays afloat
Suppressin’ the vote
(Suppressin’ the vote)
KKK Kelly is scared of what’s comin’
She knows black folks to the polls are all runnin’
Republicans sue and the judges keep sayin’ nope
Suppressin’ the vote
(Suppressin’ the vote)
Suppressin’ the vote
(Suppressin’ the vote)
Crooks those two
Nuthin’ they won’t do
Georgia can’t go blue
Trump’s turnin’ the screw
Suppressin’ the vote
(Suppressin’ the vote)
Suppressin’ the vote
(Suppressin’ the vote)
Providin’ no proof they won’t accept Biden
Is there no end to their lyin’ and cryin’
They’ll hang themselves if we just give them plenty of rope
Suppressin’ the vote
(Suppressin’ the vote)
Suppressin’ the vote
(Suppressin’ the vote)
Crooks these two
Loeffler and Perdue
Stacy’s callin’ the tune
It’s lookin’ like high noon
Can’t stop the vote
(Can’t stop the vote)
Can’t stop the vote
(Can’t stop the vote)