Ewww, Rudy!

The year 2020 was no joke, but Rudy Giuliani was. At a time when we all needed a good laugh, Rudy delivered. With apologies to Fred Astaire, this is dedicated to the unforgettable Rudolph William Louis Giuliani.Happy New Year!

THEY CAN’T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME

The way you suck in court
The way you cut the cheese
The memory of all that
No, no. They can't take that away from me

The way your shirt pops out
The way your hands roam south
A pervy move no doubt
No, no. They can’t take that away from me

The way you met the press
At the landscape business
And your wingnut witness 
No, no, they can't take that away from me
No, they can't take that away from me

The way you sprang a leak
The way it stained your cheek
I laughed so hard I peed
No, no, they can't take that away from me
No, they can't take that away from me

                                                     Brad Broberg