Gone with the wind?





SUPPRESSIN’ THE VOTE

Makin’ a killin’ with insider trades  
Kelly and David playin’ the game
They could care less if anyone else stays afloat
  
Suppressin’ the vote 
(Suppressin’ the vote)

KKK Kelly is scared of what’s comin’
She knows black folks to the polls are all runnin’
Republicans sue and the judges keep sayin’ nope

Suppressin’ the vote 
(Suppressin’ the vote)

Suppressin’ the vote 
(Suppressin’ the vote)

Crooks those two
Nuthin’ they won’t do
Georgia can’t go blue 
Trump’s turnin’ the screw

Suppressin’ the vote
(Suppressin’ the vote)

Suppressin’ the vote 
(Suppressin’ the vote)

Providin’ no proof they won’t accept Biden
Is there no end to their lyin’ and cryin’
They’ll hang themselves if we just give them plenty of rope

Suppressin’ the vote 
(Suppressin’ the vote)

Suppressin’ the vote 
(Suppressin’ the vote)

Crooks these two
Loeffler and Perdue
Stacy’s callin’ the tune
It’s lookin’ like high noon

Can’t stop the vote
(Can’t stop the vote)

Can’t stop the  vote
(Can’t stop the vote)

Trumpical paradise

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JUST LISTED — Looking for a getaway where you can dig your toes – and head – into the sand?

Announcing multiple opportunities to escape reality in a private – and getting more private by the minute —  setting formerly occupied by the likes of the Senate Majority Leader, the U.S. Attorney General and a mummified televangelist.

Yes, we’re talking about Trump Island, where seclusion and delusion combine to create a paranoid paradise.

Hunt kraken. Eat hamberders. Drink as many Giuliani Sours as you like. Don’t worry. Check the label. Zero proof.

Breathe deep. That’s the smell of fact-free air.

Don’t wait! Time is running out to swap conspiracy theories with the island’s indigenous population of crackpot lawyers before they’re disbarred.

Who knows? You might even get to join a coup!

Grab your tinfoil hat and see for yourself. Flights depart the real world every hour. However, due to the volume of people currently leaving the island, expect a long delay if you want to return.

Trump Island. Come for the covfefe. Stay for the convictions.

Brad Broberg

Case(s) dismissed!

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STOP! YOU DON’T’ HAVE A CASE

Stop! You don’t have a case
You ought to be ashamed
Rudy, Rudy, we’re aware of Donald’s plot
But it looks like he forgot
The supremes serve lifetime terms
Now your client’s getting on our nerves
So next time before you run to court
Or try to tuck in your shirt
Think it over
We don’t belong to Trump
Think it over
We’re kinda sick of Trump
Stop! You don’t have a case
You ought to be ashamed
Stop! You don’t have a case
You ought to be ashamed
Think it over
Think it over
Just because we took a big right turn
Doesn’t mean your behind we won’t burn
Brett and Neil and ACB
All his choices but not too blind to see
So next time before you file suit
And feel the urge to toot
Think it over
We don’t belong to Trump
Think it over
We’re kinda sick of Trump
Stop! You don’t have a case
Democracy’s at stake
Stop! You don’t have a case
Democracy’s at stake
Think it over
Think it over
States torn apart, Texas talks secession
More lies won’t help the situation
Each day that you spread manure
We wish Trump would go to Mar-A-Lago sooner
Stop! You’re a big disgrace
You need to save some face
Stop! Your guy lost the race
Sleepy Joe will take his place
Chew on that
Chew on that

God is in on it!

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NOT BREAKING NEWS — A man who was pronounced dead after overdosing on Funyuns at last week’s President Fibberlips rally miraculously came back to life while being transported to the mortuary.

The man, Earl J. Scratchpitts, told reporters that he spoke with God during a brief stay in the sweet by and by.

“He’s a nice enough feller,” Scratchpitts said. “Not scary or nuthin’. His son seems like good people, too.”

After telling God how and where he “died,” Scratchpitts said he pressed the Almighty for the truth about the presidential election.

“I told him there is no way that Fibberlips lost that election. The Democrats stole it,” Scratchpitts said. “Then I asked him for the God’s honest truth because, hell, if you can’t get the God’s honest truth from God, where are you supposed to get it?”

Scratchpitts then let out a long sigh. “You know what God said? He said the results are obvious. Joe Biden won. By a lot.”

When asked for his reaction to God’s response, Scratchpitts paused. “Well,” he finally said, “there ain’t nuthin’ to say but, damn, this thing goes right to the top.”

Brad Broberg